Masturbation is a taboo for modern “civilized” society. Men don’t like to talk about it. They learn to masturbate either from porn videos or just by following older brothers’ advice. And we both know that taking advice from older brothers, is not always the way to go.
Today we are going to learn how the weirdos of the 1900’s dealt with it and meaning and even benefit in doing this act of reproductive desperation.
Table of contents
- How Masturbation Got A Bad Rep
- How Does Homo Sapiens Community Perceive Masturbation Now
The 10 Masturbation Benefits
- 1. Masturbation Does Not Hurt Your Relationship
- 2. Proper Masturbation Boosts Your Sex Life
- 3. Masturbation Prevents You From Getting Prostate Cancer
- 4. Masturbation Improves Your Sleep
- 5. Masturbation Raises Your Immunity
- 6. Masturbation Boosts Your Mood
- 7. Masturbation Is A Good Practice For Sex
- 8. Masturbation Prevents Sexually Transmitted Diseases
- 9. Masturbation Improves Heart Health
- 10. Masturbation Increases Your Lifespan
- The End
How Masturbation Got A Bad Rep
This defensiveness goes back to the Middle Ages. But it was in the 1800’s that it got “scientific” based. Of course, after every scientific based “revolution”, commercial solutions arose. In the early 1900’s, there was a guy called Sylvester Graham. He was a religious man and he had a brilliant idea! Why not create a cookie that has only purpose to downplay the high libido of men? That way men that ate that cookie would not masturbate that often. So he created the Graham Cookie, a cookie that did exactly that. Can you imagine that?
Finally, in the 1950’s, Dr. Alfred Kinsey and his team made a big research on masturbation. They wanted to observe closely (not so closely, relax) if masturbation is a socially acceptable norm. Mind you that back then people were still conservative regarding their sexual opinions.
The results of the study though were revealing and left the researchers stunned. The reports said clearly that around 90% of men and 60% of women frequently masturbated. That study opened the way for discussion in the following years, which lead to us masturbating like it’s our last day on Earth (this…, was a joke.).
How Does Homo Sapiens Community Perceive Masturbation Now
Enter Jessica Farrar. She is a representative from Houston, Texas. This lady introduced a bill called “An act relating to the regulation of men ’s health and safety; creating a civil penalty for unregulated masturbatory emissions”. Let me explain in a non-greek language fashion.
This bill clearly states that instances of unregulated emissions by men warrant a $100 fine under this proposed health act. Regulated masturbating emissions are only those inside healthcare and medical facilities for reproductive purposes (sperm donation). She thinks that wasted sperm on surfaces other than a woman’s vagina, you are a criminal. In a way, you act against the birth of a new child on Earth.
Masturbation is prevalent and frequent across various stages of life and for both those with and without a relational partner, with fewer men with fair to poor health reporting recent masturbation.
The 10 Masturbation Benefits
1. Masturbation Does Not Hurt Your Relationship
This one of all the masturbation benefits is for couples. Most guys masturbate, single or not. We masturbate when we are single, we masturbate when we are in a relationship too. It has nothing to do with our partners and everything to do with them at the same time. Why is that?
Just think the last time you had morning wood all day. Morning wood, noon wood, and evening wood. You wanted to have sex with your girlfriend, but guess what. She is at her “days”. You know, the bleeding stuff (I had to be dramatic, no way around it, don’t faint.) that happens every month to her. So where does this leave you?
You have basically four choices.
First, you are going to explode with bad emotions about your girl, while not masturbating. Second, you will obligate her to help you with her mouth (not gentlemanish or sustainable). Third, you will find another girl to have sex with. Last, but not least, you will gracefully masturbate as a good knight. As a good man that wants sustainability and less friction with his girl, masturbation seems the best option. Just let her know that you are visualizing her and you in romantic moments (even though we both know that this is not true).
2. Proper Masturbation Boosts Your Sex Life
Sex expert Dr. Logan Levkoff comments:
3. Masturbation Prevents You From Getting Prostate Cancer
Men who ejaculatemore than five times per week have 30% less chance to develop prostate cancer.
Harvard scientists found out that men with multiple orgasms per month have lower prostate cancer risk by one third.
4. Masturbation Improves Your Sleep
5. Masturbation Raises Your Immunity
6. Masturbation Boosts Your Mood
7. Masturbation Is A Good Practice For Sex
8. Masturbation Prevents Sexually Transmitted Diseases
This is one of the most important masturbation benefits. Pretty obvious, but no one talks about it. When you do have sex, there is a small probability that the girl may cause more problems than what she tried to solve (sex). STDs are common now in many countries, and AIDS is no fun.
Even though you can get away with Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STD’s), there is probability to get an infection. How? The beautiful “lady” called “Handy” contains some trillions of bacteria, bad and good. If you masturbate too much and your skin gets cut, you can easily get an infection by those little “gangster” bacteria.
So wash your hands before your masturbation and try to be gentle with your “war-machine”.
9. Masturbation Improves Heart Health
Masturbation helps with overall cardiovascular health.
10. Masturbation Increases Your Lifespan
The best of the masturbation benefits for last.
You already know that an exercise regimen can help you be active with your grandchildren. A solid sleep and nutrition program is also a great aid for your longevity. But did you know that increased sexual activity (solo included) can give you the edge to be able to play with your grand-grandchildren as well?
A study was done in the UK. The scientists there observed the relation of sex and lifespan in men. The final conclusion was that the quantity of orgasms and quality of life in men are interconnected. Quality of life brings joy and happiness which leads to longevity. Wow. Masturbation is a sex act, called self-love. So, if a decent amount of it is performed once in a while, it can bring you joy (as you already know).
That makes sense of course if you read the previous points we make. Lowering heart disease and cancer risk seems to improve your life too.
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